No Matter Where You Go, There You Are.

  -If every/almost ever y time you make a smart decision for yourself, your very insecure boyfriend/girlfriend/just friend is upset, going on and on about you being selfish. Every time. -You find that they’re carefully editing stories they tell about social interactions they’ve had when you weren’t around, playing underdog or hero in each one.

Dig this: You have a weird, bad social experience as a child, grow  to understand it, move on, but still occasionally have  the perpetrator pop into your world, and all that comes to mind when  you see them is , 'Go away!  Y ou're no t allowed  to be wi thin two miles of me! Didn'tcha read the con tract ?' And you're not angry or hur t, j ust... you e njoy pretending the bully fell off of our fla t, flat Earth.