Nandor the Relentless(ly Goofy)

            I have a new crush. I'm gonna talk about him and I'm gonna cuss. Okay?

Okay. Well, I have friends who aren’t gonna be excited about this, because

A)     One of them has been hoping that I’d get into a committed relationship with a respectful, kind person

B)     This new guy’s self-involved.

C)     “He’s very set in his ways,” Taika Waititi once said, “He feels like the one that needs to have his hand held the most.”

Also, he’s got quite the storied past, which keeps him interesting, he likes goats and respects owls, he’s goofy as fuck, and a total night person, more so than myself.

            Who is he?

            

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Enjoy.

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          Soon after waking, I texted a friend with what I remembered:

          While on vacation, Janeane Garofalo and I had poor comedic taste.
          This dream occurred on Friday, August 2, 2019, and I misplaced my notes about it until recently.
          Here we go.

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I mean...just no.